3-Ply Goodness

I just read that researches in Wis have invented a 3-ply toilet paper. See HERE.

I beg to differ but when I was young I invented 6 or 9-ply paper. When my finger went through the single-ply cheap ass paper my dad use to buy, I would wrap 6 or 7 or more layers around my hand and then wipe my ass – my finger never went through the paper again.

A couple of times I did have to plunge the toilet to get it to flush but it was better then wiping my ass with my bare finger.