Best T-Shirts

I was watching something and saw a stupid T-Shirt. My friends always made fun of a Bart Simpson T-shirt I wore – I can’t remember what it said – but back to my point.

One of the best T-Shirts I ever saw said “I Swallow” printed on the top of a nice set of boobs. The T-Shirt was so short, the bottom of the boobs could be seen.

My next favorite T-Shirt:

W I F E
Washing
Ironing
Fucking
Etc.

I laughed at that one a long time.

And my next favorite saying – a pair of panties that said, “If you can read this it is your luck day.” I never took them off the girl.